Chocolate Unicorn 

n. Gay act meaning anal penetration using a strap-on dildo or other falic-like device fixed to ones forehead.

Gary bent me over and gave me a Chocolate Unicorn.

Chocolate Unicorn by lowfan January 13, 2011

Chocolate Unicorn 

Accidentally shitting on someone's forehead while sitting on his/her face.

Jeff gave Annie a Chocolate Unicorn while she teabagged him and she couldn't get the stink out of her hair for days.

Chocolate Unicorn by William J Chance May 27, 2010

Chocolate Unicorn 

The act of taking a fresh dookie, picking the solid piece up, and smashing it upon the head of an unsuspecting victim.

Person 1: Did you hear about the party last Friday?
Person 2: Didn't someone get turned into a Chocolate Unicorn?
Person 1: Yeah, it was so funny. They ran out crying.
Person 2: I wish someone would do that to me.
Person 1: Wtf?

Chocolate Unicorn by Crippled127 October 4, 2011

Chocolate Unicorn 

When someone wears a strap-on dildo and inserts it into his partners asshole

One of the best qualities of doing the chocolate unicorn is the amazing view!

Chocolate Unicorn by Katzumi May 26, 2010

Chocolate Unicorn 

When a woman is t-bagging a man, the man shits on her forehead.

Since she was kind enough to t-bag me, I turned her into a chocolate unicorn.

Chocolate Unicorn by Bville Devil June 15, 2010