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Chocolate Peanut Bush

"Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".

It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.
Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"

Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"

chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone 

when a dood covers his dick in peanut butter then he screws a girl annally making it a chocolate covered peanut butter pine cone!
dood i totally made her taste my chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone

chocolate covered peanut butter gummy worms 

donkeys taste like chocolate covered peanut butter gummy worms!!!

Chocolate in the peanut butter 

In the bedroom: Her vagina is the "peanut butter" whereas her anus is the "chocolate". It is fine to get some peanut butter in her chocolate but not the other way around. "Chocolate in the peanut butter" is this unfortunate state.

Usage outside of the bedroom:

Computer programmers may exclaim this when they mix up the binding of their duck-typed variables with incompatible variables for an unfortunate result.
"Oh no, I got chocolate in the peanut butter."
(said in front of co-workers in which whom only have experienced the bedroom version) "Oops, did I just say that?"

chocolate covered peanuts 

Look at those loose chocolate covered peanuts!