a means to be or accept the fact of being a douche bag into one person
Girl 1: aye yo why is he a choch

girl 2 : what the hell is a choch

girl 1: a douche bag
by Deadinsideperson January 11, 2021
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Every member of the Westminster soccer team. Someone who benefits from shitty refereeing.
Hey bro, you're on the Westminster soccer team? What a choch.
by chutsmack November 3, 2018
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An amazing task force that defends this great land of the choch's that are invested everywhere
Those choch's are attacking, I look there's the choch police we're saved.
by Dibo BAGGINS January 9, 2014
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1. verb The simultaneous combination of a 'donkey punch' & 'cooter kick.'
(both may be looked up in this dictionary)

2. The 'choch poch' may be used verbally as an arguement ender. (more common use)

Taken literally, this could be a very unsatisfactory for the women involved to say the least.

*The two uses of the 'choch poch' may be compared to the word fuck- It may be taken literally or as an expression of speech. Though as an expression of speech it can still be offensive, the literal meaning is not normally implied.
A- I called shotgun first!
B- Bullshit, I'm sitting in the front seat.
A- Dude, I'm gonna choch poch you.
B- Damnit! (person B gives up front seat)

C- Who gets the last beer?
D- Choch Poch!
C- Fuck.

by Jimmey February 23, 2007
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a pussy you make fun of or someone who often gets ridiculed.

vu man chu - a choch jonter king
that girl is a Choch JÖNTER.

those guys over there are nothing but Choch JÖNTER.

by eddyomama February 13, 2007
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