Chocfish bandit Share definition Flag Pirates of the brown cave, purveyors of feltch juice. All are people who enjoy a bit of bum. Chad - "Hey Greg, come stick your tongue in my butt hole." Greg - "F**k you Chad, I ain't no Chocfish bandit." Chocfish bandit by Knob Rob October 3, 2006 Get the Chocfish bandit mug.