When you have a boner because you gotta take a piss but then you get offered a blowjob and obviously you can't refuse. Then instead of cumming in her mouth you piss in her mouth. Hell it's all the same to you right.

"Yo so last night I'm taking a shit when Jennifer comes in and just starts giving me a blumpkin but I had a hard on because I had to take a wee. So then instead of jizzing I pissed. It was a real chips ahoy she got pissed."
"your fucked up."

Chips Ahoy by cockcussion May 12, 2009

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Chips Ahoy

This phrase is used to give someone props, in a sarcastic manner. Kind of like saying "So,You want a cookie?"

John: I have 3 associates degree's 4 Bachelor's, 2 Masters and a PHD in Health.

Mark: Wow, you really need some Chips Ahoy!

Chips Ahoy by Mike Hatch September 20, 2006

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chips ahoy

When the chick has some shit in her ass and it rubs off on your dick and then you have vaginal intercourse. Then you punch her in the face to "Sing, Sing, sing".

I hate when I chips ahoy, so I punch the chick in the face.

chips ahoy by Quagledo December 9, 2006

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Chips ahoy

The act of crushing up doritos and sprinkling it on a girls pussy and fucking it then eating it

“I gave her a big ol chips ahoy”

Chips ahoy by the real hunter moon May 3, 2018

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