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Chipmunk Cheeks 

Male camel toe. When the seam of the trousers rides up and digs into the scrotum, seperating the testicles so that one is on each side of the offending seam. Thus creating a visual display that is reminiscent of a chipmunk with its cheeks stuffed with food, but not in the slightest bit cute. When it happens suddenly, it is accompanied by an instant look of discomfort and the need to slope off and rearrange ones giblets.
"Guys, wait here, I'm just going round the corner to sort out these chipmunk cheeks"

"Can you SEE that bloke on the barstool?? Look at the chipmunk cheeks! How can he not feel that??"
Chipmunk Cheeks by MagickDio March 3, 2010
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chipmunk cheeks 

When a girl deep throats a mans penis all the way and gets his testicles stuck in her cheeks
chipmunk cheeks by Trevor January 18, 2004

Chipmunk Cheeks 

Nickname for John McCain, Republican senator from Arizona and 2008 presidential candidate.
Old Chipmunk Cheeks just came out with a new Obama-bashing commercial that only makes him appear to be even more lame than he already is.
Chipmunk Cheeks by phxphun1 August 30, 2008

chipmunk cheeks 

When a guy blows his load in someones mouth causing their cheeks to fill up and puff out. Looks like a chipmunk with it's cheeks filled with food.
Guy 1: Man tonight I'm gonna give one of those hot girl's at the bar chipmunk cheeks. Guy 2: Good luck bro!
chipmunk cheeks by jimmybomm July 22, 2020

chipmunck cheeks 

Chipmunck cheeks is someone with big loveable cheeks. You can sqeeze them all day long.
" Look at Darcy Sue. She has chipmunck cheeks"
chipmunck cheeks by bcchristians September 9, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026