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Chinese Beat down 

Originating in China but now a popular method of dishing out justice across the globe. A Chinese beat down is when ten or more people wielding small and thin bamboo sticks (or similar implements) viciously beat one person. The aim of a Chinese beat down is not to cause serious longterm injury but to cause severe short term pain to quickly achieve justice and teach a lifelong lesson.
One more word out of you and I'll give you a Chinese beat down.

Jack ran over Mr Lee at a traffic crossing we demand him be sentenced to a Chinese beat down!
Chinese Beat down by Mr Johnny Mac November 14, 2020

Chinese Beard 

Slang for a surgical face mask often used in public areas to prevent the spread of illnesses, incredibly popular in the Asian community.
"Yo man, there's a cold going around. You better strap on your Chinese Beard!"

chinese bellybutton

When a girl is so fat her bellybutton is no longer a circle but a straight line.
That nasty girl is so fat she has a chinese bellybutton.
chinese bellybutton by Bailey&Chris December 16, 2005

Chinese Beanbag Chair 

Extremely similar to the Sanfransican Hangover, however, your partner is fully awake.
I dont know if the Chinese Beanbag Chair hurts more than a Sanfransiscan Hangover or not.

Chinese Bean Flick 

This involves finding a haus and hog tying the broad. Then kicking her in the left nipple twice while copping a feel on the right. Then you take ur right hand and twack her in the twat with a horny enraged chinese man like motion..
Benit: Hey jew did you see that fat broad at the chinese buffet line eating cheese curds?

Frits: Oh you mean the one that had a cheese gut with a lot of protuberance?

Jemmy: Ya actually Jack Black Cock ended up Chinese Bean Flicking her...
Chinese Bean Flick by Katie Hauszell February 22, 2010

NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY! 

A phrase that is often used when Becky forgets that every single thing that is Asian is Chinese. Most of the time it means that becky either dumb or racist.
*person1 is peacefully eating sushi*
*Becky walks in*
Person1: Oh hi Becky, do you want some sushi?
Becky: Ew no I don't want ur Chinese stuff
person1:
the dog:
the cat:
the sushi:

weebs:
k-pop fans:
asians:
*God comes down from heaven*
God: NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!