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Chinese Beat down 

Originating in China but now a popular method of dishing out justice across the globe. A Chinese beat down is when ten or more people wielding small and thin bamboo sticks (or similar implements) viciously beat one person. The aim of a Chinese beat down is not to cause serious longterm injury but to cause severe short term pain to quickly achieve justice and teach a lifelong lesson.
One more word out of you and I'll give you a Chinese beat down.

Jack ran over Mr Lee at a traffic crossing we demand him be sentenced to a Chinese beat down!
Chinese Beat down by Mr Johnny Mac November 14, 2020

Chinese Beard 

Slang for a surgical face mask often used in public areas to prevent the spread of illnesses, incredibly popular in the Asian community.
"Yo man, there's a cold going around. You better strap on your Chinese Beard!"

chinese bellybutton

When a girl is so fat her bellybutton is no longer a circle but a straight line.
That nasty girl is so fat she has a chinese bellybutton.
chinese bellybutton by Bailey&Chris December 16, 2005

Chinese Beanbag Chair 

Extremely similar to the Sanfransican Hangover, however, your partner is fully awake.
I dont know if the Chinese Beanbag Chair hurts more than a Sanfransiscan Hangover or not.

Chinese Bean Flick 

This involves finding a haus and hog tying the broad. Then kicking her in the left nipple twice while copping a feel on the right. Then you take ur right hand and twack her in the twat with a horny enraged chinese man like motion..
Benit: Hey jew did you see that fat broad at the chinese buffet line eating cheese curds?

Frits: Oh you mean the one that had a cheese gut with a lot of protuberance?

Jemmy: Ya actually Jack Black Cock ended up Chinese Bean Flicking her...
Chinese Bean Flick by Katie Hauszell February 22, 2010

chinese beat nap

When you eat great Chinese food, beat off and then take a nap
Man I could really go for a Chinese beat nap right about now