by octopod March 5, 2004
The act of finding a Chinese hooker, impressing her with lies of you being a cage fighter in Beijing, then taking her up the ass with sweet and sour sauce and make her talk in Cantonese or Mandarin.
Dude, that hooker though I was a cagefighter back in '94. She was so impressed, she let me do the Dirty Chinaman...for free...
by Hit Rock Bottom February 8, 2011
An intense, high velocity bowel movement. The name refers to the likeness of an angry fast speaking Chinese man to the sound and rhythm of the before mentioned intense bowel movement.
by JMFDizzler February 16, 2009
The vagina.
The basic premise is that a person from China might reasonably confuse a beaver and an otter, the latter not being native to China.
The basic premise is that a person from China might reasonably confuse a beaver and an otter, the latter not being native to China.
by Goochmasterflash March 22, 2009
When one man pisses on the top of another mans head so that when the piss slowly trickles down the man's forehead and nears his eyes, the recipient squints his eyes with his hair and forehead all soaking wet, looking like a Sweaty Chinaman.
If Daniel had not given Norm that sweaty chinaman at his birthday party last night ,I think the candles may have lit his eyebrows on fire.
by Pap-paw pee pants May 16, 2011
When a person cuts line - when pulled up they claim to not understand the theory behind lines nor understand orderly waiting.
Dude I thought you checked in ages ago - you were in line for a while - yeah man got sneaky chinamaned by a whole family! Took ages!
by Linewatcher July 5, 2015
When you're getting a blowjob and you cum on their eyes causing them to squint. Immediately after cumming, you tell him how much of a disgrace he is to his family for being gay.
Todd: Bro, Max gave me the sickest Slimy Chinaman the other day.
Jerry: Does it count if I do that to a woman?
Todd: No.
Jerry: Does it count if I do that to a woman?
Todd: No.
by SpagheddieMurphy July 22, 2017