a man ate bat soup and now we are fucked rip toilet paper
(china has enter the chat)
(world virus on loose now)
(humans left 0)
(god has finished play plague inc)
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by pocketsize666 March 31, 2020
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A very sick place to go not because of corona virus it's because of to many people
China is bad
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by China is no good May 20, 2020
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That one kid in class who doesnt take critisism and tells the teacher when you point he is in the wrong.
Person 1: Hey China, you misspelled you're.
China: ( Censores you )
Person 1:
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by PepiOnLine October 26, 2019
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Ruthless Capitalists that like to cosplay Communism
Guy 1: Isn't it cool that China does so much for the working class?
Guy 2: Tell that to the workers jumping off the roofs of factories.
by ASDDHSDFDGCNDG October 19, 2020
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Euphemism for "generic/imitation" when it comes to products such as gadgets, etc.
Dude 1: Man I got an iPhone 7 Plus for only 10 bucks.
Dude 2: iPhone 7 Plus for 10 bucks? That must be a china.
by chinadude November 13, 2016
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One of the oldest countries in the world, it has a rich cultural history extending back roughly 5 or 6 millenia. The Xia dynasty were the first real royal line, overthrown by the Shang dynasty, who were, in turn, ousted in a revolution by the Zhou (pronounced 'show'). Gradually, China expanded, and with the discovery of tea, a rich cultre developed. It fostered the development of the Daoist religion as well as Confucianism, named after its founder. Once invaded by Mongolia, China found true prosperity under the wise rule of Kublai Khan. By the 1800s, China was probably the most advanced nation on the planet, with public libraries, schools and plentiful resources. However, after the population boom and following colonial conquests, China lost its Emperor in 1919. A nationalist leadership was set up, lasting through WW2 until, in 1949, Mao Tse-Tung overthrew it, creating the communist dictatorship we all know today.
China is responsible for such wonders as the Terracotta Army and the birth of Confucianism.
by Bob Johnson May 20, 2004
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