Chief Wiggum

An obese police officer that does a lousy job at protecting the town of Springfield.

Chief Wiggum: "Fat Tony is the cancer, and I am the...what cures cancer?"

Chief Wiggum by Deathgrind > you September 4, 2007

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Chief Wiggum

1) Real name: Clancy Wiggum. Springfield's police chief, see Simpsons. Known for his morbid obesity and bumbling police work. 2) An incompetent police officer, often consigned to mall security.

Oh Jesus, they got some Chief Wiggum of a former sherrif's deputy handling the graveyard shift at Central.

Chief Wiggum by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

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chief wiggum

A Person who has terrible aiming skills on multiplayer shoot 'em up.

*Person who fails to frag another at close range* "Good Work, Chief Wiggum"

chief wiggum by warezWally November 25, 2010

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The Chief Wiggum Diet

A lifestyle comprised primarily of donuts and alcohol, partaken in by those of an obese nature, not unlike the character Chief Wiggum from the popular TV series The Simpsons.

Hey girl, you pretty fat. You on The Chief Wiggum Diet?

The Chief Wiggum Diet by TheChadiestChad December 19, 2020

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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