chicken tenders

noun:
1. Delicious chicken dish involving a slab of boneless chicken which is dipped and fried.

2. A term which can describe any body part that the speaker chooses.

3. Can really be substituted for any noun that the speaker chooses...if they want to make it akward.

Fatty: "I like chicken tenders"

Pedophile: "I have chicken tenders in my basement..."

Robber: "You will put the chicken tenders in the bag!"

Druggie: "So...you got any chicken tenders?"

Drug Dealer: "You want some...chicken tenders?"

by Argonak April 12, 2008

chicken tenders

testicles

That baseball bounced up and nailed me in the chicken tenders

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

chicken tenders

a delicious breaded chicken dish usually ordered by the youngest kid at the fanciest restaurant

"of course jimmy got the chicken tenders and chocolate milk"

by CrabfaceMcgee June 12, 2018

Chicken Tenders

A virgin's favorite food.

Mommy get me more chicken tenders REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2022

chicken tenders

fat, elongated cocks

police report: group of gay hobos had an orgy in man's prius with their chicken tenders.

by slicmick April 30, 2011

chicken tender

a girl who is under the age of 18 but looks of that to be older. a.k.a. jailbait.

check out that chicken tender. she's fucking fine but fuck her and you'll get time!

by andy sanchez October 7, 2004

Chicken Tender

A person, usually female, who excessively tans to the point where their skin resembles leather, the color orange, or a burnt chicken tender.

Holy shit, that chicken tender is skin cancer walking!

by Amber Rosa February 21, 2009