Why is it that 99% of the people who submit definitions to this site think we're interested in their made up 'sexual' words or terms? No one cares to hear about some fictitious sexual act you've never performed to begin with. 'chicken wings' have nothing to do with sex or masturbation. They are an extremely tasty and extremely common western food that can be found at pretty much any bar and grill out there, as well as being readily available in the frozen food section of your local supermarket.
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Get the chicken wings mug.quasi-meal usually found in most chinese take out joints. they can come in a styrofoam lid with white or pork fried rice or served alone in a greasy paper in groups of four or five.
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Get the chicken wings mug.When you have had multiple chances(3 or more) to score or get any type of action with someone of the opposite sex, yet being a pussy that you are, you backed out and went home to masturbate(see also pound the pudd). Congrats you loser, you've earned your chicken wings.
Gregg:"hey billy, did you finally bone sarah last night?"
Billy:"well, uhhh...i kinda got scared and went home."
Gregg:"you sorry son of a bitch, you probably got blue balls and had to pop one off alone."
Billy:"yea i had too"
Gregg:"you've got your chicken wings, now go on with the rest of your life as a faggot."
Billy"ok"
Billy:"well, uhhh...i kinda got scared and went home."
Gregg:"you sorry son of a bitch, you probably got blue balls and had to pop one off alone."
Billy:"yea i had too"
Gregg:"you've got your chicken wings, now go on with the rest of your life as a faggot."
Billy"ok"
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Get the chicken wings mug.The position a cat takes when cleaning his or her hindquarters. So called because one leg is hiked up in the air, similar to a cooked chicken on a platter.
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