Chick-Fil-A is open on a Sunday.

Chick-Fil-A is open on a Sunday means one of four things: 1, someone's about to ditch you for something you did without reason, likely being that you've made too many mistakes in the past 24 hours. 2, you're about to get ghosted for an indefinite period of time. 3, my favorite, just get the fuck out of my DM's. 4, the lighthearted one, Chick-Fil-A is actually open.

"Ayo, you've been moving a little strange. You hear that Chick-Fil-A is open this Sunday?"
'"Fo' real? Wait, where the fuck did he go."
"Chick-Fil-A is open on a Sunday. It means you are done. Fired. Get out of my sight."
You have now either been ditched, or that mofo actually went to Chick-Fil-A.

Chick-Fil-A is open on a Sunday. by Thugshaker445 December 8, 2022

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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