by chicagogirl415 August 2, 2011
A very large city in the North of Illinois filled with pretentious douchebags who think they are far superior to anyone downstate, and that anything south of the suburbs is redneck country. Although the city itself features many famous attractions and great restaurants (and starbucks on every fucking corner), the people sort of counteract all this appeal. I was actually asked for directions while visiting there, the people inquiring were incredibly shocked to learn I was from central Illinois, wondering about my lack of redneck-ness. I mean, it's a great city, if you don't ever want to see trees and love to be stuck-up.
Chicago guy: Hey where do you live around here?
me: Oh, no I'm from Springfield.
Chicago guy: hmm.. Springfield? Never heard of it.
me: It's the capitol you fucktard.
Chicago guy: Whatever, don't you have a farm to get back to?
me: *knocks him the fuck out*
me: Oh, no I'm from Springfield.
Chicago guy: hmm.. Springfield? Never heard of it.
me: It's the capitol you fucktard.
Chicago guy: Whatever, don't you have a farm to get back to?
me: *knocks him the fuck out*
by sethisto28 August 15, 2011
3rd largest city in america,16th Richest city in the world. New multi-million dollar pent houses and condos being built(see Chicago spire & waldrof astoria) milwaukee has some odd complex with chicago but cant compete (milwaukees lame dont ever go thier!!!) saw its far share of crime and population loss during the 80's an 90s but is on the rise again. I would say a cleaner version of new york, downtown is never dead, u can go at 3:00am and still have fun. 24 hour city with the most agressive drivers i have ever seen( and im from boston)World Class shoipping just to name a few, Prada, louis vitton,gucci,hugo boss,fendi,and more..big city lots of fun and great pizza and hot dogs,nice historic homes brown stones huge victorian homes on the south side, 24 hour rail system and bus. (No more Projects!!!) good clubs,great bars,nice homes go to chicago and i'll graruntee you will love it.
Milwaukeean: i hate chiago drivers
Chicagoan: well thats because your drunk,dumb and from wisconsin
Milwaukeean: o we wish we were you!
Chicagoan: well thats because your drunk,dumb and from wisconsin
Milwaukeean: o we wish we were you!
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by gordiechicago July 22, 2017
An absolutely AMAZING city. If one is not from Chicago and wished to visit, I recommend staying in the North side. The North Side is an extremely nice place with plenty of entertainment and good food. However, if one should find themself in the South Side of Chicago, RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!! On my list of ghettos, I am officially declaring Chicago's South Side to be the fourth most dangerous ghetto in America.
by Zuke July 12, 2006
A city that is NOT raciallly divided.
Theres a west a north and a south side to it...No east cus we have Lake michigan (part of the biggest freshwater bodies of water in the world)
We have the Tallest Building in the world Not all white ppl live in the north and not all black ppl live in the south
We are one of the most intergrated cities
A bunch of my fellow illegal immigrants live here Viva Mexico.
and We have 4 seasons unlike ppl down in california who only have one boring season all year long and we have verrrry good tourist attractions.
Home of some ghetto ass suburbs
This city breaks all the sterotypes.
Theres a west a north and a south side to it...No east cus we have Lake michigan (part of the biggest freshwater bodies of water in the world)
We have the Tallest Building in the world Not all white ppl live in the north and not all black ppl live in the south
We are one of the most intergrated cities
A bunch of my fellow illegal immigrants live here Viva Mexico.
and We have 4 seasons unlike ppl down in california who only have one boring season all year long and we have verrrry good tourist attractions.
Home of some ghetto ass suburbs
This city breaks all the sterotypes.
by Aztek May 25, 2005