Cherokee Highschool is quite an interesting place. You may be a freshman, or sophomore, but you're not treated like you're in highschool until you reach 11th grade. You must shove food down your throat in 25 minutes, and if you wish to take your vitamin water out of the lunch room, you pretty much have to shove it up your ass and walk out with it...trust me, they'll find it anywhere else. Despite that fact that over 25,000 text messages fly out of the building during the first half of the day, teachers still treat phones as if we're going to use them to nuke the damn place. Parking is ridiculous. You DO NOT have to get there at 6:30 to get a spot. The only time you DO is when noob juniors who just got their licenses tell every other fucking junior you need to get there at the crack ass of dawn, or it'll be full. Thank you assholes. Anyone in psych would agree with the following 3 word description of said parking issue...Self Fulfilling Prophecy. Stereotyping and Ignorance among peers is at such a high level that a girl can't join a sports team without SOMEONE deeming them lesbo, and a guy can't have even the slightest sense of style without being labeled a fag. Most people in Cherokee need serious reality checks, because as soon as highschool is over those are the only kinds of checks they'll be seeing. That's right girls, no more Mommy&Daddy funds. Grow up.
(2 girls leaving Cherokee Highschool after 13th period)
"Omg girl, we have to go shopping today!"
"Let's do it! I still have my mom's last blank check!"
"Omg girl, we have to go shopping today!"
"Let's do it! I still have my mom's last blank check!"
by JSMITH2345 February 24, 2010
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"At the state-of-the-art Cherokee Highschool in New Jersey, both the teachers AND the students vape! Yay!"
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Student 1: I think i'm going to wear shorts that are way to short
student 2: Don't do that because at Cherokee Bluff Highschool Modest is Hottest.
student 2: Don't do that because at Cherokee Bluff Highschool Modest is Hottest.
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Get the Cherokee Bluff Highschool mug.The high school where there is absolutly no parking. Where they build a Junior lot that fills by 6:50, and where the cops get tingly feelings by tickiting you for being in the no stopping no standing zones even though there is no other possible parking. The high school that you pull up to a half hour before homeroom starts, and cringe as you realize there is not a single space on either side of the road, and the neigborhood is full...you say a few words of prayer as you pull in front of the no parking no standing sign, hope for the best only to walk out after 13th period to find a $125 ticket placed ever so elegantly under your wiper blades. Cherokee, the school that takes pleasure in using huge orange cones to block off what little parking we do have; the school where you wish your friends would just fail their license tests so they don't hog up your potential parking spaces.
I have received 5 tickets in the past few months for no parking no standing. The announcement made today: "Students, we need to keep a good relation with Brush Hollow, don't park the wrong way...dont park there at all..."
Best example, the HUGE, pointless orange cones.
Best example, the HUGE, pointless orange cones.
by Dragon April 14, 2005
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25 arrests of cherokee students in 04 for possesion of illegal substances 12 arrests fo under age drinking
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