cheesy crust

1. A reference to pizza.

2. Often used by new Christians to replace their old habit of saying the name "Jesus Christ" in vain, or superfluously.

Dad was doing some carpentry last week and he hit his thumb with a hammer. He yelled out, "Dog bandit! Cheesy crust, look at my fricken thumb!"

by Shelly Bozdog July 02, 2006

cheesy crust

(noun) The process of lacing you or your partner's penis with Cheeto dust, letting it harden, and eating it off like a dick Dorito shell within the next few hours. Typically practiced in the Philippines and in Italy.

'Susan was wild last night.'
'What'd she do?'
'She gave me a cheesy crust and my dick still smells like cheese after showering.'
'Damn, that's hot.'

by SexSlangOfficial September 15, 2016

cheesy crust

Used when describing a penis that developed white muck in the wrinkels around the head due to poor hygiëne.

If it wasn't for my cheesy crust I would have shagged her on the spot.

by Count Von Zeppelin September 18, 2006

Cheesis Crust

The GOD of cheese

All hail Cheesis Crust or be smited by cheese

by Cheesis Crust September 18, 2020

cheesy crust

Remnants on your fingers or penis after being inside of a particularly nasty vagina.

Mate: dude that chick looks hot as.
Me: Nah cunt she got cheesy crust, just stay away.

by TheThotOfYourDreams February 01, 2018