Cheese Finger

When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.

I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2017

Cream Cheese Fingers

When you finger someone’s pussy and the cum is thick, white and all over your fingers. Sometimes it can smell cheesy.

Bobby: I fingered Meghan yesterday and I made her so horny that I got cream cheese fingers
Billy: That’s awesome did you eat it with lox

by Osama 69/11 December 16, 2018

blue cheese finger

Fingering a woman with a yeast infection and licking it clean

No need for salad dressing I have blue cheese finger

by zelindra February 1, 2015

finger cheese

The oil and grime that collects on objects due to being touched repeatedly. Most noticeable on polished surfaces.

Derived from the cheese left on fingers while eating Cheetos that gets on everything you touch if not cleaned off fully.

"Ugh... I can't use your keyboard, the keys are covered in finger cheese!"

"No! Wash your hands before you touch my black DS Lite! I don't want your finger cheese on it!"

by Xynn December 4, 2007

two finger cheese platter

When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers

After love making with her man; Samantha sits down to a nice two finger cheese platter.

by Dallask8675309 July 16, 2017

cheese flavoured fish fingers

some fish fingers with melted chedder cheese on top

like on the pizza hut add: is this work of a genius or MADMAN, Genius

by astro donger May 8, 2005