ham and cheese sandwich

This is when a male nuts on a females vagina and then eats her out.

I gave my sister a ham and cheese sandwich

by kaleb s May 29, 2005

The Cottage Cheese Sandwich

When a really skinny guy is involved in a threesome with two extremely fat chicks that have more cellulite than the craters on the surface of the moon.

My friend Brandon is addicted to The cottage cheese sandwich, some may say that it is in fact his favorite sexual activity.

by TheRealFuknCarl January 1, 2019

Grilled cheese sandwich

(adj) When you go to fuck a girl the morning after a long night of shooting it in her dumpster. Its like peeling open a grilled cheese sandwich made with cheddr cheese.

I had to get the crowbar out to fuck her in her grilled cheese sandwich.

by bt January 12, 2005

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

the pulling apart of either an old or highly used pussy.

I spread her grilled cheese sandwich and to my surprise i found a waffle.

by Rhyno June 6, 2003

ham and cheese sandwich

Act of putting your pork(aka Penis) inside of a vagina (especially when it does give resemblance to an ewey gooey cheese sandwich)

Ross was so digusted with his hooker, that looking down at his pork sword, he could only think of a ham and cheese sandwich.

by Cris Kamurai June 19, 2008

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

A folded piece of paper used as a receptacle for semen when no better option is available.

Adding tissues to his mental shopping list, Shmoolie gingerly placed his fresh grilled cheese sandwich to the bottom of the trash.

by jeromino111 January 14, 2011

Cream Cheese Sandwich

After milking a woman’s breasts, pour it into a bowl and cum into the mixture, whisk for 30 seconds before spreading it on her ass cheeks and eating it.

I went to Kate’s house last night and ate a cream cheese sandwich

by FemBottom May 16, 2018