Cheers Andy

An extremely long and dull story that has a very pointless ending.

Person: you'll never guess what happened the other day! It was crazy! Basically I went into this shop and there was this lady who had a bag full of food and I saw that on her bag it said my name!!!! I was like what the heck???? How crazy is that!!!

Me: cheers Andy

Cheers Andy by Dengel May 31, 2017

Cheers Andy

An extremely long and dull story with an extremely dull ending that not only wastes time but also spreads sadness

Person: " you'll never guess what happened to me the other day! It was insane! Basically I went into this shop in redhill, Surrey called M&S and there was this lady in the shop who had a trolley filled with random stuff and suddenly I saw a box that had my name on it. How crazy is that??? Like what the heck??

Me: cheers Andy

Cheers Andy by Dengel May 31, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004