chondriac 

1. The term "chondria" is Greek and means "cartilage" or "breast bone."

- However, the term "hypochondriac" has a completely different meaning.

2. Hypochondriac: A person who is abnormally anxious about their health to the point where they suspect they have a serious condition based on a few minor symptoms.

Guy: Hey man, you don’t look so good, y’alright?

Hypochondriac: Nah not really, I’ve got a migraine, I swear I’ve got a brain tumour or something.

Guy: Ouch, I’m sure it’s just a plain ol’ migraine…

chondriac by Poosy November 25, 2013

chalondra 

They are usually very loyal and intelligent people whom usually doesn't trust many guys. She usually has many acquaintances, but very few best friends. They are always opened minded and enjoys helping others. Most time they have to be entertained or be having a good time. Tho they can be nice don't take their kindness for weakness. Strong headed, stubborn and catty inside. Most of the time chalondra's stay single and flirt around. When they do love they give their full love and commitment, but be ready because she's beyond ready; cook, clean, intercourse and family wise. Never let go of that chalondra!

chalondra is awesome!

chalondra by shidaryl March 5, 2018

Google-chondriac 

much like hypochondriacs, these people google everything seemingly wrong with them. ie: disease.. etc.

You: Hey what's this red spot on your back?
Them: *checks* OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M DYING. I HAVE AIDS. AH. *googles: what's it mean to have a random red blotch on the back of your neck?*
You: Dude, you're such a google-chondriac

Google-chondriac by thegreatestever01 January 19, 2011

hypo-vibro-chondria 

When you think your phone is ringing in your pocket when it's on silent alert (vibrate)... but it's actually not.

Guy: Oh, my phone's ringing. *pulls out phone* Huh... maybe not. Coulda sworn it was vibrating.
Dude: I guess that's your hypo-vibro-chondria playing up again.

hypo-vibro-chondria by some other guy called sam January 22, 2009

Wiki-chondriac 

A person who constantly Googles or uses Wikipedia (or other internet resources) to self diagnose their illness based on symptoms they've been experiencing.

Kaley is a Wiki-chondriac. She wakes up with a slight headache after a night of drinking. She immediately sources Wikipedia where she finds that there are several common causes including:
"tension, migraines, eye strain, dehydration, low blood sugar, hyper mastication and sinusitis." She also finds that there are life-threatening conditions such as "meningitis, encephalitis, cerebral aneurysms, extremely high blood pressure, and brain tumors" associated with headaches. She quickly jumps to the conclusion that she's dying of a brain tumor and needs medical assistance rather than a Tylenol and some water for what is a really a bad hangover.

Wiki-chondriac by Amy Elizabeth J March 30, 2009

hippie-chondriac 

a hippie that is also a hypochondriac; a hippie that is totally convinced that modern conveniences makes them ill; some, however, still want free universal (and modern) health-care making them hypocrita-chondriacs

He thinks WiFi makes him ill. He is such a hippie-chondriac.

hippie-chondriac by deadmoo March 26, 2008

chalondra 

she is very beautiful and loyal

chalondra

chalondra by shidaryl May 9, 2018