Chapin Eagle

A species of bird whose habitat is along the shores of Lake Murray in South Carolina. Their nests are made of spare $100 bills from their father’s wallet. They’re known to not live past 18 years old because of the fact they realIze all of their lives they’ve lived off of daddy’s money and juul pods. A very arrogant, and frail species.

synonyms: Chach, Prettyboy, Irrelevant

“Chapin Eagles lose to Dutch Fork Silver Foxes 86-0, I think we all know they should stick to 4A.”

Chapin Eagle by YourMomLovesDis September 23, 2018

Chapin Eagle

A species of bird that lives on the coast of Lake Murray in South Carolina. A very frail and arrogant animal, this species makes it’s nests out of Spare $100 bills from their father’s wallet. They’re known for their fight or flight mechanism. Showing all talk, but back down when truly threatened.

“Chapin Eagles lose to Dutch Fork Silver Foxes 87-0, They’re to soft for 5A football. I think they should stick to 4A.”

Chapin Eagle by YourMomLovesDis September 23, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016