Chain of Command
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." -Jayne Cobb -
Chain of Command by Archidamus December 13, 2009
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Chain of Command
A large whip, made of metal links (usually iron or titanium) which is used to keep the fourth years in order at RMC on 200 DTG. It is located in the basement of Currie Building and can cause massive amounts of pain.
Chain of Command by FirstYEARRMC October 25, 2010
Chain of Command
Three men blowing each other in a friendly manner, forming a fun side ways chain. Requires a minimum of three men and is only gay on Thursday evenings.
We couldn’t get laid on Wednesday so we decided to form a chain of command, good thing it wasn’t a day later.
Chain of Command by Michaels first beard hair June 11, 2021
Chain Of Command
A circlejerk and dick measuring contest where they simultaneously compete for who has the best tasting cum. Oftentimes found in the US military withing high ranking staff or officers. These circlejerks oftentimes happen during "staff meetings" at the end of the work day where the last person to finish decides when everyone else gets to go home.
LCpl Ortega: Dude we've been done with our tasks for like two hours. Where are we going home?
Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.
LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.
Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.
LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.
Chain Of Command by Lance Coolie Ollie January 7, 2023
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