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a place u go to, to escape reality. no one else can enter your cereal box, only you!
brian: i went into my cereal box last night it was great!
shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
shaun: ...
brian: anything is possible when your-
shaun: dude?
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.

(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)
cereal box by jeny February 25, 2008
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When a girl thinks they have no curves or that they aren’t thick and are flat every where meaning they think they have no booty or boobs or both
Alex: Damn girl I’m a cereal box
Sara: Same like addy she got some curves she’s no where near being a cereal box
Cereal Box by Alexa_456987 December 2, 2018

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Somebody (generally a foreigner) who can't drive properly. Can be either a "cereal box" or a "cereal box driver".

The name comes from the fact that they probably got their licence out of a cereal box.
Argh! Flippin' cereal box!!! Learn how to drive!
Cereal Box by Pillobeam October 24, 2011

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Your girlfreind, your crush; your ability to get a girfreind
"Hey, do you have any cereal boxes"

"Nah man, i dont have any game"

"Lame"
Cereal Box by master of dunks October 28, 2014

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A name for a girl that has no breasts
John: Fuck that girl has no tits
Tim: Yeah she's a cereal box
cereal box by Master_Otto September 28, 2019

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You often keep your ceral in them they are made of cardboard and some kids make robots out of them they are often a insult boys use on girls to show they are flat chested
Dude1:omg she’s pretty flat. Dude2:ye she’s a right cereal box
Cereal box by Sexybaby6666 August 3, 2018

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Someone who is shaped like a cereal box, wide hips and wide shoulders with skinny neck and legs. This person usually likes to flash others.
She is such a cereal box.
Cereal Box by CupcakkeCPR August 4, 2022
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