Cent Cal 

The giant Central Valley in California.

(btw the norcal socal border is 2 hours north of bakersfield)

SOCAL: Hey have you heard of Cent Cal?

NORCAL: Is it a microbrewery?

SOCAL: No i think its the giant valley in california where 90 percent of the nation's produce comes from?

NORCAL: Oh, I don't give a shit about the other 80 percent land mass of california besides orange county and the bay area.

SOCAL: Yeah me neither, let's give each other handjobs.

NORCAL: Bitchin'

Cent Cal by Japsto May 30, 2009

cent cal 

that part of california above bakersfield but between the bay that thinks that it is known enough to have its own part of california...
however sadly the people who believe this are wrong, the border of southern and northen california is right above bakersfield and there is no cent cal...

Fag, "Bro, have you ever been to cent cal?"
Man "Where?"
Fag, "You know, cent cal, like FresNo or around there."
Man "No i have never been to NorCal, i hear only tweakers live up there"

cent cal by Mr. Safety May 28, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004