When you open a short position on a company and make the company hemorrhage from within with a consulting group and short the stock to oblivion plus set the value of the asset down with high frequency trading and dark pool abuse.
You never close the position to save money on taxes and label it Securties not yet purchased and hope nobody catches on.
You never close the position to save money on taxes and label it Securties not yet purchased and hope nobody catches on.
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes as you Cellar boxing the company with high frequency trading algorithms and dark pool order routing.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes as you Cellar boxing the company with high frequency trading algorithms and dark pool order routing.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
by Sandy March 21, 2005
someone who thinks themselves better than another person because their houses have added features another persons might not.
by Thom Gavin March 11, 2007
A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.
If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.
To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)
Rusty roof, damp cellar,
Rusty roof, flooded cellar,
Rusty roof, mildew cellar.
damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.
If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.
To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)
Rusty roof, damp cellar,
Rusty roof, flooded cellar,
Rusty roof, mildew cellar.
damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.
Hey John, you see that girl over there?
yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?
uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!
yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?
uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!
by bashatonic August 20, 2012
Kyle: You pussy throw me a ferb germ I'm tryna fill this upper decky wine cellar
Brad: Suck my nuts pussy I ran out yesterday
Kevin: I got you bro, toss that wintergreen cheddar bob up in the cellar
Brad: Suck my nuts pussy I ran out yesterday
Kevin: I got you bro, toss that wintergreen cheddar bob up in the cellar
by wadewiggins October 4, 2023
Rod's cellar cheddar was absolutely exquisite, nothing like sucking dick and having a 5 star cheese plate presented to you during.
by Dick Cheese Guy October 25, 2019
It is another way of describing the pussy. It is not the front door, it is definitely not the back door, its the cellar door. Takes you to the space below.
She said I couldn't go in the back door, but if I knocked on the cellar door she would let me enjoy downstairs.
by Hum da Hum Hum October 31, 2017