Cat block 

Like a cock block but with wlw folks

Me and my gf were gonna fuck but then my phone rang and I got called in to work. My boss was being such a cat block

Cat block by kitkit katkat October 8, 2020

a cat block 

This occurs when one or more napping or resting cats block the way through areas such as stairs or doors.

Susie said "mommy Fluffy and Muffy have the stairs in a cat block!"

a cat block by I, Wreckerrr August 14, 2020

Block crab cat

A creature of J-Quest origin. It has a cube head, a cat-like body and tail, and a large crab claw. They come after small children at night and people are not sure if they live under the water or on land.

1. Dude, J-Quest, that block crab cat is intense.
2. Can I paint a giant block crab cat on the mural?

Block crab cat by Laurnei March 18, 2007

Cat Blocked 

In a chat room. In a conversation. Then the cat blocks the screen.

"I am sorry I am being cat blocked I cannot chat right now".

Cat Blocked by Thewholeearther May 30, 2021

Black Cat 

A person who does not fit in to any group. The strong silent type, always observing and analyzing situations before getting involved. May have a lot to say but does not say it. Often settles problems alone and is more than capable of it. For the few who get to know him/her a close and loyal friend they will find. A black cat is a nomad, forever roaming the world. A black cat may seem shy to some but make no mistake, he/she is merely bored and is thinking of greater things. Black cats are not judgemental and are easy to confide in. A beloved friend, though not always around. They may not understand your affection toward them, but will always return friendship. A black cat is extremely good at figuring people out, as a result black cats fall in love easy after accepting all your faults and your trust. They can fall for more than one person resulting in bad luck. When a black cat is your lover only death can keep you apart, but not for long. The person you want to cross paths with, The perfect lover and loyal best friend, a black cat roaming.

Woman| That man is perfect!!! And awesome in the bedroom!!!! I'm going to marry him. Where did he go?
Man: He left town...
Woman:WHERE?! WHY?!?
Man:He's just a black cat roaming now....

Black Cat by Pumpkin Eater #13 Black Cat August 23, 2014

Black Cat 

Some believe they're bad luck. Some say that's racist. I say Its just a cat it's not racist or bad luck. Well it is bad luck if you're a mouse.

-A black cat! Oh no! That's bad luck!
-You racist.

Black Cat by EmmaBemma1 October 1, 2019

Black Cat Bastard 

The term given to someone who continually exaggerates their own experiences in order to "beat" any quality of your own story. Often interrupting your telling to become the centre of attention

The Black Cat Bastard would respond lie so;

1. If you have a black cat, theirs is Blacker, larger and more friendly/unfriendly depending on original statement.

2. You saw a panther in the wild? My mate breads panthers for the Queen!

3. You went to Tenerife? I went to Elevenerife!!

Black Cat Bastard by Runick February 3, 2015