cat hat

When your cat lays on your head while you are either laying in bed, walking around or sitting on the couch, creating a hat.

"When I sleep at night, my cat lays on my head, creating a cat hat."

by nikkjo3 March 24, 2017

Cat Hat

A condom.

A cat hat, you put it on, and then pussy.

by Dazenil February 3, 2018

cat hat

Once an item of working class high fashion, a baseball style hat in the black and yellow colors of the Catepillar Corporation with the word 'CAT' across the front.

That dude in the Cat hat wants to fight you outside in the parking lot.

by Eric Peterson July 7, 2005

cat in the hat mug

kilogram.

hey cat in the hat mug, oops i meant kilogram

by lexi014201 April 14, 2021

Cat in the hat

A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.

“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”

by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021

cat in the hat

something that looks attractive and tempting but in the end will only bring a negative result.

"that looks like a cat in the hat.. watch out!"

by ghostman95 January 25, 2023