Cast Iron

When one is so constipated that their bowels have the feeling of being used to Cast iron.

"man i have been Casting Iron for two days now"
"doc, i need something to smelt this Cast Iron" (asking for prescription laxatives)

by Nemesis258 September 14, 2012

Cast Iron

Normally referring to ones immense strength. They can fix everything and ANYTHING.

Most of the time they're referred to as "Cast Iron Cramer" or "CIC" for short.

(i.e. Jack of all trades.)

They prefer to lift heavy things for no apparent reason, while making noises that only a dying Sasquatch should make.

Last night was crazy, when i got home Cast Iron Cramer was in the garage bench pressing cars.

by anonymouse4041 January 19, 2012

cast iron chowder

An extremely viscous load of semen rich in ferrous iron that is attained by abstaining from sex for a long period of time and using a tantric stop and go technique to achieve maximum projectile velocity.

Supermanning your ho is so 2007... I exclusively practice cast iron chowder on my ho.

by Tommy Durdevic January 20, 2008

cast-iron heart

a heart that is harder than stone belonging to a person who has not loved, been throught great trouble and still gets by.

a heart of a warrior

shrew heart of stone cast-iron heart

by DeviLynn April 6, 2010

Cast Iron Cunt

A Cast Iron Cunt is the opposite of a "normal' cunt. Whereas a cunt is a very useful thing to both men and women, the Cast Iron Cunt is totally fucking useless piece of crap.

That idiot manager at the shop is a Cast Iron Cunt...totally useless.

by FuckFac3 February 15, 2012

cast iron anchor

wanker

how is this not on here???

gareth is a cast iron anchor.

by bermuda pie-angle September 17, 2009

less than cast iron

Not solid.

Germany's less than cast Iron Schleiffan plan turned into trench warfare during WWII.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004