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Caspering 

The art of ghosting someone in a friendly way. When you don't have the heart to full on ghost them, so you start cutting and reducing all interactions until they take the hint and give up.

Take forever to reply and only give short responses that can't lead to further conversation.

Similar to gas-lighting but without the intention of possible future interaction. Letting someone down gently.
Friend: how did it go with that girl

You: she's nice but I don't want to see her again so I'm caspering her til she takes the hint
Caspering by JasperTheFriendlyHost December 10, 2019
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Caspering 

The act of removing a fitted sheet from a bed and placing it over ones head as to transform into a ghost. Then perform the deed of intercourse with a confused partner while maintaining a ghost-like demeanor.
“So you picked up last night, did you Casper her bro?”
“Yeah it was great man, she was so confused when I pulled all the sheets off her bed”
“Caspering is always a good time
Caspering by FreshPrince_321 June 3, 2014

Caspering 

To "Caspering" Is to have you and a friend tag team from both ends with sheets over your heads to avoid eye contact between yourself and your partner in crime.
I was wondering mate if you fancied caspering this girl I just met?

Hi mate if you want this 3 sum we could Casper so we don't get embarrassed or see each other.
Caspering by Casperingchris September 29, 2018

Caspering 

The act of jizzing on ones hand and then proceeding to beat the shit out of the mate with the sticky limb.
"How did Caspering go bro?"

"Man last night was crazy. I Caspered my girlfriend so hard she couldn't even open her eyes when i was done."
Caspering by Muff McCabbage October 10, 2011

Caspering 

Caspering is the action of dousing one in semen to the point that they have become more cum than person.
"Last night I was caspering my girl so hard that when she moved her arm to turn on the light, she flung my baby batter all over the wall."
Caspering by goopguzzler42 January 29, 2020

caspering 

The act of vigorously applying facial scrubs/soaps in order to care for one's skin, resulting in a frothy white foam on the face that makes the individual appear ghostly. The term is frequently applied to females--whom inherently spend more time engaging in the activity than males--and often to Asian females specifically, because of their affinity for such beauty rituals.
Melanie spent almost 20 minutes caspering every night, often resulting in her boyfriend falling asleep before she got to bed.

Jane was jealous that her boyfriend's caspering routine was far less involved than hers.
caspering by newordude December 11, 2012

Caspering 

The act of putting a Kleenex on your dick and wiggling it around, pretending it's a ghost.
"Me and my wife does this thing called "caspering" after sex, she puts a Kleenex on my dick, and I wiggle the thing around pretending it's a ghost, I think she is interested by how much control men have over their peni."
Caspering by Treatz_QW June 4, 2018