Carwise Middle School

Located in Palm Harbor FL. The worst middle school ever. Filled with bratty rich kids who think that they are THE ONLY THING that matters. Filled with guys who only care about pantsing each other and screwing innocent girls over. Filled with girls who wear too much eyeliner and need to dye their roots blonde to match the rest of their hair. :)

Woah! That kid is messed up!, he must go to carwise middle school!

Carwise Middle School by 12457438955 December 29, 2010

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Carwise Middle School

Where fakes are Lurking everywhere and man hoes are trying to hook up with all the girls. Girls always be in stupid ass drama and think that their drama is the worst when we all know the full of it. Get your shit together

Those carwise middle school kids fake as hell.

Carwise Middle School by Anonahoes August 2, 2018

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Carwise Middle School

The worst school ever. In Palm Harbor, FL. As easy as my Kindergarten classes and less homework then preschool. A good school is Cuyahoga Heights Schools in Cleveland, OH. Carwise SUCKS!!!

That kid is NOT right, so he must go to Carwise Middle School.

Carwise Middle School by girlthatgoestocarwise January 10, 2013

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

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Ain't no use in goin back,
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A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

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