God with a buzzcut. Absolute legend. Watches anime but never gets a boner. Has only shown us his mortal form. World Record Kirbyplayer. Smallest penis but largest balls. DO NOT ANGER HIM OR YOU WILL PAY.
I saw the legendary CarterNorman on the street. His balls dropped 50 feet.
On April 13 people worldwide will be giving food to a Carter nearby. Find a Carter in ya school or community and give them as much food as they desire.