Completely lacking in athletic ability and all areas of life, has an I.Q. of 4 and enjoys alaskan pipelines; see related: douche bag, cock face, and dick licker
Man, Carter Brown can't make a layup.
Wow, he is such a Carter Brown.
Quit acting like a Carter Brown.
Wow, he is such a Carter Brown.
Quit acting like a Carter Brown.
by People with an I.Q. March 08, 2005
by anybody with a freakin skull March 08, 2005
The ultimate autism god who likes butt stuff and needs help having sex. He also is know to have a think for the toes of both genders
by mothers penis April 02, 2020
A selfless altruist, one who truly exemplifies the idiosyncracies of chivalry. The next Lebron James. The quintessence of greatness. A true badass.
With the first pick in the NBA draft, the Atlanta Hawks select CARTER BROWN
Man, CARTER BROWN just kicked your ass.
Man, CARTER BROWN just kicked your ass.
by peewee123 April 06, 2005