by Midget def not Carlos October 29, 2019
kING C A.K A Carlo
He has many names how ever most know him as Carlo, he is a Alien to this planet and is awaiting his for his mother ship to finally trace his beacon so he can finally leave! He has however mastered the human language known as SARCASM, he clearly has no real taste he doesn't like Marvel or Taurus and he is a real Asshole! However, once you actually sit through this painful process of getting through his defectiveness , he is actually a real Gem, you can tell him all your secrets, although he really does listen, he forgets them all in a few days. He has a heart that is big and cares more than he will let on, he is funny in a way that not many people are, actually he isn't like many people at all, he is an Alien after all.
He is a good friend and a great Dad and I believe he is as loyal as a dog. So if you ever have the privilege of finding this rare person, give him a chance! Take him for a bike ride, just don't take him off his bike!
He is a good friend and a great Dad and I believe he is as loyal as a dog. So if you ever have the privilege of finding this rare person, give him a chance! Take him for a bike ride, just don't take him off his bike!
by #Wench October 30, 2019
Best guy you could ever meet. Has non-ending love for you. Cute gamer with a mole on his face, tall and plays basketball.
by c0ckroach June 10, 2021
Carlos means a funny guy a little chubby and can not be a sugar daddy. If he becomes your sugar daddy break up with him he will become selfish like how became selfish and he will never pay you back
by Urmumgay you know who it is September 26, 2019
Carlos has a monster cock, and a lushious beard. Carlos wow's in every aspect, and in bed, and is at minimum packing some 10 inch heat.
by Lukegotdatcock January 2, 2022
Carlos the embodiment of coon. Coon being defined as a black person who serves to entertain white people and a sellout within the African community
by Certified Neighbour May 24, 2022
Carlo is an amazing person but not necessarily nice. He’s incredibly handsome and a ladies man. He’s respectful and caring. He’s also very private, you’ll only know what he wants you to know. Keep your fingers crossed if you want to get close. If you’re lucky enough to get to know him, don’t mess it up. He has a beautiful smile and and an even better personality, he’s also incredibly funny. You’ll always have a good time with him whether you’re on the phone or together in person. He’s also very intelligent and knows how to keep things interesting, you’ll never be bored.
by Bitchscout February 2, 2021