Carlo's Law 

The law that whenever somebody says something about another person, they are really talking about themselves.

Carlo: I know you like ____
Davis: I'm calling Carlo's Law!
Carlo: Shutup

Carlo's Law by Jahsehington November 13, 2019

Brought to you by Carl's Jr. 

Plugging a product shamelessly in conversation, as if the company was paying you every time you did so. From the movie Idiocracy, where a character is paid every time he inserts "Brought to you by Carl's Jr." into a conversation.

Steve: Man my new Apple Iphone is AWESOME!
Bill: No way, my new Microsoft Windows phone is better than sex!!!
Normal person (without cult-like loyalty): Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr. by tiku December 6, 2012

Caro's Law 

Caro's Law

Caro's Law: Also known as 'Carldor' or sometimes refered to as the 'Hypothesis of Caro'.

This denotes to the teachings of the fallen prophet Caro -denounced by the Roman Emperor Scipio Africanus in 165 BC-. Since Pre-Biblical times, the words of Caro have emanated in the hearts and minds of all great forward thinkers such as the disciple of Jesus; Judas, quoting him as he kissed the founder of Christianity's brow, and later down the line even such Italian genius's as Leonardo Da'vinci and Mussolini giving credit to his preachings in their glorious success.

Caro's Law originated as what we would now refer to as an ideology similar to soft fascism, although at the time this may have been seen as the ignorant 'plebs' naturally following the higher authority of the patriarchy. Despite Caro's Law unifying the common man in his struggle against the evils of life, the high religious trinity branded him a heretic, leading to his denouncement at the hands of Scipio.

"Your opinion is invalid in the eyes of Caro's Law, which is empirical evidence in itself"

- Oh, your argument differs to my own? Too bad mate you're wrong -

"Caro's Law is the ultimate ontological argument"

-What does ontological mean you say? Um... urrh... -

"By Caro's Law, 21 Pilots are perhaps the best representation of the modern day dog turd"
-As a follower of Caro’s Law I have musical superiority to all else on this green earth -

Caro's Law by The Real Emperor Scipio July 13, 2018

chevy monte carlo ss

Pimped out muscle car dating almost as far back as racing. Easy way to go through tires really quick. Super Sport, super fast!

That chevy monte carlo ss is dope homie!

chevy monte carlo ss by Da Joka 6977 March 31, 2009

Carl's Jr commercials 

Carl's Jr commercials feature obnoxious portions and combinations of food that are merely ideological in intent. Nobody would seriously eat a double six-dollar burger with bacon and guac, but they're advertised anyway. The goal is to affirm the macho, guy-like, over-the-top, gonzo style that currently defines American masculinity. Other examples include raised pick-up trucks, Calvin peeing stickers, and driving like an asshole.

There's no way that totally bangable chick riding the mechanical bull in that Carl's Jr commercial could eat one of those burgers and still have such an incredibly hot ass.

Carl's Jr commercials by Semiotics Man January 29, 2005

Carl's Jr. 

Commonly called "CJ's" by more frequent users, Carl's Jr. has by far the best fast food burger, excluding In-N-Out. It's menu may also be easily manipulated for cheap satisfaction. Combinations of this include: 2 Famous Stars with criss-cut fries, 4 chicken sandwiches, and 3 Famous Stars. Of course, each of these require that for a soda one simply asks the cashier for a cup of "water" then proceeds to get cola anyway.

Maximilian: Yo, fool that practice was long as fuck. I could eat a wild boar. Good thing Carl's Jr. is like a block away.
Virat: Word. Let's hit up CJ's 'for we smoke a bowl.
Maximilian: Aite, hope the famouses are good today.
Virat: True, but I can't wait for some of dos criss-suts.

Carl's Jr. by Ely B. Rambo September 22, 2008

Carl's Wishing Well

While sitting on a toilet, you spread your legs and watch yourself poop in the reflection of the toilet water.

Mike: Do you ever watch yourself poop in the reflection of the toilet water?

Fred: Oh, you mean a Carl's Wishing Well?

Carl's Wishing Well by IceNineSkills October 17, 2019