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Caramel Macchiato

A delicious drink that starbucks has made their own. It can be served iced or hot. It is a layer of each: vanilla syrup, milk, with espresso, and finally caramel.
When you sip the wonderful concoction that is known as the Caramel Macchiato, that Starbucks made their signature drink, you taste: the rich vanilla syrup, the frothy milk, the bitter espresso, and then the sweet caramel. And you sigh a sweet heavenly release of pleasure.
Caramel Macchiato by Catrice August 3, 2007
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Caramel macchiato

A pussy-eating technique where your tongue mimics the way the caramel drizzle is topped on the popular Starbucks drink of the same name. Step 1: Make a wide circle with your tongue. Step 2: Make a zig-zag (the up-and-down kind) within the circle. Step 3: Make another zig-zag (left-to-right) and keep in mind that you shouldn't lift your tongue when following Steps 1-3. Step 4 (optional): Pretend you're taking a sip of a drink by sucking on the clitoris.
Rufus: I usually do the alphabet with my tongue when I'm with a chick, but since Jess works at Starbucks, I tried to try out the caramel macchiato technique.

Snoofus: What did she say? Was she impressed?
Rufus: No clue, man. I was just thinking about Marshmallow Dream Bars.

Caramel Macchiato

When one puts their fingers in a cow’s mouth, then takes a crap, and eats the crap, the cow licking it afterwards. Widely known amongst farmers.
“Bye, y’all! I’m gonna go home and caramel macchiato! Wish me luck!”

frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake 

Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.
Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"

Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"

Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"

Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"

Bob: "You dissapoint me."