Caramel Apples

When something bad happens unexpectedly

“My dog got hit by a car so suddenly it was so

tragic”
“Caramel Apples bro.”

by Katsukiskneeguh July 16, 2025

Caramel Apple

When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!

"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."

by Broham64 May 6, 2018

caramel apple

Its when you dip your testicles in hot, sweet, caramel and teabag a nonsuspecting victim.

"Oh man! Did you see Kyle give Mike a nice taste of his caramel apples?"

by BruinBoy17 November 6, 2006

Caramel apple

When u have diarrhea and it's so bad it splashes on the testicles making it a caramel apple.

Man that diarrhea gave me a caramel apple!

by Game the f over September 5, 2011

caramel apple

When you take a granny smith apple, and put it on a stick, then you shove it up a persons butt.

O man that caramel apple last night stretched my butt cheeks bad.

by PakinHeat690 January 1, 2007

caramel apple

When you have already ejaculated at least once, you take your balls, which are covered in semen, and place the sticky spheres within your partners mouth.

"You know that blazin' chick I met at the bar last night? Took her to my place, banged her, gave her a caramel apple."
"Nice."

by Nick "Ownage" Restifo October 27, 2006

Caramel Apple

Verb: To run out of toilet paper whilst taking a shit and use an apple instead, then leaving the apple for the next person.

Gareth: Damn Tom, I was taking a huge dump yesterday but there was no more Charmin.
Tom: Did you Caramel Apple that bitch?!
Gareth: Bet!

by KingDaddyyy August 23, 2017