Having enough credit or cash on your mediocre income to appear wealthier than you are. To the year round locals you appear mega wealthy, but to city folks, you’re a middle class joke.
Dude- that family is Cape Cod rich. $650K home, two nice cars that are leased, and they keep borrowing money on the home to send their kids to prep schools. On a good day- have a net worth of 500K.
by PaymeNOW October 19, 2020
-A blunt that is unecessarily large in order to get anywhere from 5-8 people blasted off their ass (however most times is consumed with 2-3 people). Usually contains anywhere from 3-7 grams in each blunt.
Consumers of the "Cape Cod Blunt" are:
-Real Cape Codders (NOT tourists)
-Bad Bitches
-Advanced weed smokers
Consumers of the "Cape Cod Blunt" are:
-Real Cape Codders (NOT tourists)
-Bad Bitches
-Advanced weed smokers
Captain Morgan: "Yo are we rollin' a Cape Cod Blunt or a little Brighton blunt?"
Mozart:" Lets roll a small Brighton one, I don't have enough bud for a Cape Cod blunt."
Mozart:" Lets roll a small Brighton one, I don't have enough bud for a Cape Cod blunt."
by The Real Captain Morgan November 21, 2011
The girl you have a summer fling with who lives next door to your parent's house in Cape Cod. Your Cape Cod girlfriend exudes versatility. She can tear up the tennis courts and be the best-looking girl at Red Lobster. Unlike the manic pixie dream girl, your Cape Cod girlfriend keeps things grounded, despite her (optionally) affluent background. She's the the best girlfriend in New England. Famous examples include Jane Gallagher, Joey Potter, and the subject of "Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa" by Vampire Weekend.
"We ordered a bottle of red wine at the Red Lobster. She bought another one to take home, and we drank it on the beach. I love my Cape Cod Girlfriend."
by Not a Criminal March 28, 2020
A True Cape Cod female meaning 90% of them are a complete waste of time. They usually all end their relationships before summer so they can be complete sluts. They cant think for themselves. If their friends dont like somebody they have to not like them as well or they will be rejected and they cant handle that. You never want to piss one off either because her and her whole group of friends will go extremely far out of their way to make sure you cant have a relationship with anybody else. It's not like they have anything better to do. Most of them have bad drug problems as well and are so dependant on the material things their parents have bought for them that they look down on anybody that has to struggle to make ends meet while they're driving around in their mom or dads car. They are in search of a stable place to stay thats not their parents but where they can fuck and party and they dont believe in love they will leave you in a second to bounce on the next cock with more money.
by Righteous1 June 20, 2008
When your partner is giving you head on a boat and you cum into their mouth. As the boat is tacking, the boom will hit them in the head and (this is the tricky part) you must hold them underwater until they swallow the mixture of water and semen. As you give them mouth-to-mouth CPR you drink the mixture of sea water semen and vomit. When you eventually throw it all up, you make your partner (who is now conscious) drink the mixture. All the while a lobster is pinching their anus.
by nutbutta May 6, 2009
A Cape Cod local is someone that was BORN on the cape and was raised here. To be considered a local you have to live here year round (for the older people at least 25-30 years) and have attended one of the many elementary, middle and high schools that are scattered around the place that most of us call home. I cannot stress this enough, TOURISTS listen up, just because you summer here for X amount of years does not mean you're a local, the people that live here, LOCALS, cater to you're every needs, we work our asses off to keep the people like you happy and coming back for more the next summer.......so think twice about calling yourself a local because EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US knows what it is to be a true cape codder.....and hell just to top it off, we'll out drink ANY of you any day of the week! So CHEERS to the true local cape codders!
by Local Cape Codder June 25, 2009
When you fuck a chick in the ass (preferebly a butterface or an ugly chick? and then cut off her head to hide the evidence...excellent if you dont want anyone to know you fucked an ugly
Fred- "ah man i saw this chick at the bar and she had a kick ass body but i later found she was a butterface so i pulled a cape cod gillotine and nobody knew"
Frank-"wow dude i never woulda known if you didnt tell me just now"
Frank-"wow dude i never woulda known if you didnt tell me just now"
by LynchAn1gga August 7, 2009