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candy man 

A person who's house you go to for drugs.
"Lets go see the candy man!"
candy man by stupidcuntsarah June 28, 2009
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candy man 

1. A doctor who prescribes a lot of anxiety medicines and/or pain pills, legally or illegally.

2. A doctor with an almost-gone rx pad.
You went to see the candy man Dr. Johnson and you didn't even bring back some Vicodin!?
candy man by candy collector January 31, 2010

candy man 

1. a male prostitute

2. a child molestor.
" AHHHH! IT'S A CANDY MAN!!"

" hey i'm gonna go get a candy man for tonight to keep me company."
candy man by codyandmatt March 4, 2009

Candy Man 

one who brings candy to little boys and girls. his payment it the happiness of the litte kids.
ahhhhh, it's the candy man, hoooraaaah, yaaaay.
Candy Man by allah ownz January 27, 2007

Candy Man 

The Candy Man is the type of guy who will sit in a white van that says FREE CANDY. You will often see him outside of elementary schools, as toddlers are his preferred victim.

The Candy Man is considered a PEDO.
He often sports a PEDO stach and rocks the balding haircut.
"Yo did you see that candy man at that school the other day."
"Yeah that guys fucked up."
Candy Man by SGT_SWEDE97 February 21, 2020

Candy Man 

a white van that waits outside ur school to rape u
Candy Man by Hard Virgin August 6, 2020

Candy man confusion 

It is when a person does stuff for you that is fun but in the end really bad for you.
I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.
Candy man confusion by MarianneM September 5, 2016
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