a machine found in most doctor offices that blasts a concentrated beam of high power X-ray radiation at you for a solid ten minutes giving you cancer.
patient: hey doc can I take a trip to the cancer enhancer?
doctor: alright man, what type of cancer do you want?
doctor: alright man, what type of cancer do you want?
by Romanfowl September 2, 2020
usually Chinese usually retarded can be found in the depths of discord fail-trolling in broken english
by puritard November 5, 2018
White sugar; can be applied to salt, brown sugar, sweetener, but most usually to white sugar, on the basis that "everything" - sugar, sweetener, coffee, red meat, water, oxygen and light will cause cancer (eventually).
Taking all available information into account, the only way to avoid dying of cancer is to forswear all food and drink, and shut yourself in an airtight lead box. You won't die of cancer. You will still die, and quite quickly, but it won't be of cancer.
Taking all available information into account, the only way to avoid dying of cancer is to forswear all food and drink, and shut yourself in an airtight lead box. You won't die of cancer. You will still die, and quite quickly, but it won't be of cancer.
by eighth of seven February 6, 2010
OOUUUUGHH! I've got testicular cancer!
by i'm+awesome May 13, 2006
Gabe: I just ranked up to Silver III in CS:GO
Eric: Nice, how long have you had it?
Gabe: 2 years
Eric: You are literally terminal cancer
Eric: Nice, how long have you had it?
Gabe: 2 years
Eric: You are literally terminal cancer
by DiamondMinerMC May 13, 2016
Smooth endoplasmic rectilum functioning cancer. It causes lipids to stop being produced by the smooth endoplasmic rectilum, depriving red blood cells from essential fats. This causes red blood cells to collapse, especially in the facial areas, causing redness and also resulting in severe sunburn and peeling of skin. Eventually will result in cellular necrosis causing death. This cancer appears to be genetically caused and has only been found in aboriginal Australians however there is one case of it appearing in a male welsh tourist
He has passed away from SERF Cancer
by SamHewson123456789101112131415 June 6, 2017