canadian mounty 

Where you titty fuck a chick and your ass is over the bitches face, so her neck hurts unless her nose is in your butthole

I'm about to canadian mounty your mom and she won't let her neck hurt because she'll of die of neck cancer, faggot.

canadian mounty by ala a nigga January 3, 2009

canadian mounty 

Most bad@$$, mother fucker you'll ever meet

a canadian mounty, nuf said.

canadian mounty by Afanofourbadassmounties February 17, 2009

canadian mounted police 

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

canadian mounted police by KimmyGold November 9, 2015

Canadian Mountain Pig 

The complete opposite of a Florida Ditch Pig

Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig

Canadian Mountain Pig by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018