canadian mounty

Where you titty fuck a chick and your ass is over the bitches face, so her neck hurts unless her nose is in your butthole

I'm about to canadian mounty your mom and she won't let her neck hurt because she'll of die of neck cancer, faggot.

Most bad@$$, mother fucker you'll ever meet

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canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

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The complete opposite of a Florida Ditch Pig

Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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