Canadian Moose

An extremely obese, home wrecking whore from Canada.
Did you see the Canadian Moose that dumbass cheated on his hot wife with?
by GlassButterfly May 30, 2015
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Canadian Moose

The act of hitting a moose with your car, then getting out and deficating on the corpse. Then proceeding to use the antlers as a dildo.
Did you hear that John Diefenbaker Canadian Moosed the other day?
by MehTheWaterBuffalo October 01, 2012
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Canadian Moose Hunter

When you are having anal sex with a large person, man or woman, and you realize that the condom you had on has mysteriously disappeared into said anus. You then have to lube your arm up with Maple Syrup and proceed to hunt down that rogue prophylactic hiding in that anus.
"Put on your Canadian moose hunter hat, there's a wild one"
by saddestbro April 01, 2021
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Canadian Moose party

The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.
I went on vacation this weekend and had a Canadian moose party
by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016
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Canadian Moose Platter

The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.
Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"

Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."

Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
by awbatman500 May 08, 2014
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Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out
Last night I performed a perfect Canadian Moose sled on Taylor
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Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)
I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor
by Cumjar December 02, 2020
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