Can Master

An Ass Pirate.
A Turd Burglar.
A Homosexual Man.
A Hershey Highway Hunter.

I can't stand listening to those soft type Can Masters talk about their dating experiences!

That man is a straight up Can Master! His fluffy ass probably stays in the Gayborhood.

Can Master by WRL4 February 19, 2014

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capmaster

Someone who caps, or lies, alot. A capmaster typically has a two inch penis but claims it is seven inches.

I played chess against this kid, he's such a capmaster.

capmaster by SussyMontague March 23, 2021

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Camastering

Kuh-master-ing
VERB
the act of a person, animal, or thing that camasters, resulting in behavior which is unnecessary, excessive, and useless in nature. Camastering provides significantly nothing of importance in the end to justify the means.

Man, stop camastering on some dumb shit. You aint have to buy all that tactical survival gear like your on some FBI special OPs taskforce on a mission to take down Pablo Escobar. You work in Beverley Hills dealing with Fresh Prince motherfuckers.

Camastering by thewigglemonster May 23, 2019