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i can't do it 

a phrase when someone can not do something
"i can't do it' the student said to the teacher
i can't do it by el eeel jeffo February 22, 2017

i can't do it anymore

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"i can't do it anymore" - me
"me either" - you

If white people can't do it 

than it was aliens
"hey those Egyptians couldn't of built it, it must of been aliens " says Jim from accounting
"yea i mean If white people can't do it now, it must of been those damn aliens" says Garry from HR

Can’t even do it 

Can’t even do it mean you, you can’t even do it it’s impossible tasks by Donteruis
Buy me something can’t even do it 🤣

Can't do anything about it

Nono I can do something about it you bitch.
Hym "I can't do anything about it? I ALREADY HAVE! I've shaped the course of human history! And if you try to stop me from carving my name into the discourse I will just find something else to carve it into! I will rewrite the overarching narrative under which you await your impending death WITH MY BARE HANDS and you will sing my praises.. In your prayers... For eternity!"
Can't do anything about it by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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