Hung like a can of beans

A phrase that refers to a man with a wide, but short, penis

JOE: "Does your girlfriend actually have sex with that?"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"

by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

open you up like a can of beans

When you imply that you will cut someone like you are opening a can of beans. Or if you mess with the horns you will get stabbed !!!

Keep that sh#t up bro and I will open you up like a can of beans !!!!

by Rosewood1978 February 22, 2017

eating a can of green beans

What Brooklyn does when she is emotionally unstable

Aww shit! Brooklyn be eating a can of green beans. We boutta fill out some Google form.

by SecondMostInfluential February 23, 2022

ayo can i get a bean

ayo can i get a bean

“ayo can i get a bean?”
“no”

by cheeseandcrackers February 11, 2021

Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain

Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"

by Shredded_cheese September 18, 2023

A can of bean soup

A can of bean soup is something that is very lovely and lonley,,, its also liquidy. I guess, LMAO

I love to drink a can of bean soup when its pouring outside

by Noodle allie February 8, 2021