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Camden Kirtley 

Camden Kirtley is a mix of Kirtley the cool but not spoiled rich kid and Camden the dude who every women gets wet for

People with this mix of names can also come with a variety of extra Character that make them more interesting here is a list of them
-High chance-
calm
Like able

Secretive
-low chance-
Gives everyone a chance
Is a memer

Tries his best to help his friends
-extremely rare-

Literally a pro at anything
Funny

Could get any girlfriend he wants but isn’t interested in hoes
-one in a billion chance-

Is friend with everybody except that one kid that worships the spoiled rich kid

Presumably if you are one in a billion you have all of these your epic
(But you might talk crap behind closed doors cause everybody hates somebody)
Person 1 : did you see Camden he just made the most introverted kid an extrovert just by talking to him
Person 2 : I know and he literally got the spoiled rich kid to stop being such a (cuss word of whatever you want it to be)

Girl 1 : I wish he would date me but I’m too much of a hoe almost everyone except that fat ugly disgusting ginger Who has nothing better to do with himself and nobody likes him and he fact he hasn’t moved yet amazes me i seriously want him to die he’s stupid he couldn’t even possibly get the ugliest girl to date him he has to high of standards to be a fat fucking ugly ginger anyways almost everyone has been with me and now I want him
Girl 2 : no he wants me more
*girl one and girl two proceeded to argue about who he should date*

In result a Camden Kirtley is worshipped as a god praise him
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026