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Camden Kirtley 

Camden Kirtley is a mix of Kirtley the cool but not spoiled rich kid and Camden the dude who every women gets wet for

People with this mix of names can also come with a variety of extra Character that make them more interesting here is a list of them
-High chance-
calm
Like able

Secretive
-low chance-
Gives everyone a chance
Is a memer

Tries his best to help his friends
-extremely rare-

Literally a pro at anything
Funny

Could get any girlfriend he wants but isn’t interested in hoes
-one in a billion chance-

Is friend with everybody except that one kid that worships the spoiled rich kid

Presumably if you are one in a billion you have all of these your epic
(But you might talk crap behind closed doors cause everybody hates somebody)
Person 1 : did you see Camden he just made the most introverted kid an extrovert just by talking to him
Person 2 : I know and he literally got the spoiled rich kid to stop being such a (cuss word of whatever you want it to be)

Girl 1 : I wish he would date me but I’m too much of a hoe almost everyone except that fat ugly disgusting ginger Who has nothing better to do with himself and nobody likes him and he fact he hasn’t moved yet amazes me i seriously want him to die he’s stupid he couldn’t even possibly get the ugliest girl to date him he has to high of standards to be a fat fucking ugly ginger anyways almost everyone has been with me and now I want him
Girl 2 : no he wants me more
*girl one and girl two proceeded to argue about who he should date*

In result a Camden Kirtley is worshipped as a god praise him
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