Callum.
A man who is highly intelligent, kind of cute but can sometimes make him self look like a shaggy dog, so he rarely likes to
Groom .He cares a lot but sometimes to much, doesn't like to be in uncomfortable situations for to long, Not a big drinker but when drunk tends to be the loudest most cheerful guy. 
He is sometimes stupid when trying to fit in. Has lost of friends but doesn't like many, hes more of a follower then a leader.
Callum is a true friends and simply amazing but thinks hes a god
by Used1105 December 30, 2011
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a.k.a Cal Cal <3
Nathan Sykes look-alike, lovely person, always has something nice to say and is always hilarious!
Freaky fit, and a gorgeous gentleman ;)
All round perfect guy!
Girl 1: How was your date last night?
Girl 2: It was amazing, he was perfect!
Girl 1: Ahhh, must have been a Callum
by GossipGoat November 21, 2012
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To send strangers or people you barely know graphic pictures of your anus.
I was minding my own business the other day when some stranger callumed me. I was offended and called the police.
by joshmc81 March 3, 2019
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Callum is the type of person who would rather survive on porn then food, he cant last a day without a quick wank. He’s one of those people you don't want in your dm’s.
Yo was Callum in ur dmslast night,
by Johnaustin October 19, 2019
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Callum is the biggest clunge magnet that there ever was and his favourite catchphrase is "One in the pink two in the stink".
Guy 1: "did you see that callum getting all the pussy last night"
Guy 2: "Yeah what an absolute clunge magnet"
by Calpol6969 May 12, 2014
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