Callum is the biggest clunge magnet that there ever was and his favourite catchphrase is "One in the pink two in the stink".
Guy 1: "did you see that callum getting all the pussy last night"
Guy 2: "Yeah what an absolute clunge magnet"
Guy 2: "Yeah what an absolute clunge magnet"
by Calpol6969 May 12, 2014
A man with a micro penis
by Callum has a micro penis May 14, 2021
Callum is a hot, awesome, bootaful person. He's sooooo good on stage and he listens to all my problems and is such a champ and whoever goes out with him is so lucky.
Love you baby, Meez
Love you baby, Meez
Callum is wikid! :-)
by Meez July 9, 2004
Callum is a sweet and caring boy/girl with good motives. Extremely handsome and masculine. His academic success has great potential meaning he’s intelligent in many ways. His love life is straightforward unlike him who finds it hard to express his feelings towards a loved one but it all eventually works out. Tends to make many sacrifices for people. This girl/guy tends to roll with life most of the time. He’s hard to dissect but once you have you find him extremely attractive. Most of the time, his life comes straight out of a book. Enjoys visual entertainment. The most white/caucasian person you’ll ever come across. Tends to fall for his/her bestfriend. Lives a long life.
by AbdulRoF October 30, 2018
A stubby and chubby type of lad, that is surprisingly quick on his feet. A boisterous and loud man but a good friend. A Callum is quite the intellectual, however lacks the effort to unlock his true potential. Often In Trouble with the law, Callum is family oriented and is characterised as often having a fiery personality. Callum has a scottish origin meaning dove. And is often characterised as having the stereotypical Scottish red hair. You will never forget a Callum, as his confidence leaves a lasting mark on all that meet him.
by BarmyArmyFC February 9, 2020