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Originating from the word callipygous, Callipygism is a philosophy that encourages the appreciation of well-formed, beautiful asses. Respect is given to the incredible life-force that a well-formed ass radiates. The people who live by this philosophy are mostly men, many of whom consider it a religion. Callipygianists, are commonly referred to as "Pygians". The Pygians are often considered immature and disrespectful, but are actually very serious about their faith.

As they have no real God, they follow the leadership of their prophet, Jabeebus. An age old philosophy, Callipygism has only recently been named and officially recognized. The scripture is not yet complete, but is referred to as the Calliptoscript.

Tim: What did you put as your religious affiliation?
Chris: Callipygism. I'm an ass-man.

Tim: Praise Clunis!
Chris: Praise Clunis!

Callipygism by Jabeebus Almighty October 17, 2015

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Callipygian

Having beautifully proportioned buttocks.

Strong Bad's success with the ladies can be explained by the fact that he is extremely callipygian.

Callipygian by Trogdor The Burninator. No, really. June 14, 2003

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Callipygian

Of, pertaining to, or having well-shaped or finely developed buttocks.

From the Greek 'beauty' + 'buttocks', also the name of a famous statue of Venus

1648 Sir T. Browne Pseud. Ep. Calliphygae nd women largely composed behinde.

1800 The Calliphygian Venus

1885 Athenaeum The Calliphygian luxuriance he so deplores

Callipygian by OED January 7, 2005

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Callipygian

*with British accent* A nicely shaped buttocks that jiggles when you touch it.

ayy yo girl nice Callipygian

Callipygian by BeanosBean December 6, 2019

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callipygian

having a beautifully shaped buttocks.

from ancient greek kalli-, meaning beautiful, and puge, meaning ass.

dude 1 - yo, you see dat fine ass bitch ova deah?

dude 2 - yeah, man. i would uze da woid callipygian to describe dat shit, yaknowwhatimsayin.

callipygian by Hawaiian Dicking July 6, 2009

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Uber-callipygian

A perfect figure on a woman would be something like 36-24-36. The word callipygian is a female with nice rounded buttocks. Such a person would have measurements similar to those stated above. An uber-callipygian woman would have measurements like 34-24-40. An uber-callipygian woman would be quite dominant with her rounded buttocks.

Jeniffer Lopez is uber-callipygian

Uber-callipygian by weasel990 January 22, 2010

callipygian

Having outstandingly attractive, deliciously well-shaped buttocks.

Man, did you see Denise? That girl is callipygian!

callipygian by Nagrath June 23, 2010

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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