Originating from the word callipygous, Callipygism is a philosophy that encourages the appreciation of well-formed, beautiful asses. Respect is given to the incredible life-force that a well-formed ass radiates. The people who live by this philosophy are mostly men, many of whom consider it a religion. Callipygianists, are commonly referred to as "Pygians". The Pygians are often considered immature and disrespectful, but are actually very serious about their faith.
As they have no real God, they follow the leadership of their prophet, Jabeebus. An age old philosophy, Callipygism has only recently been named and officially recognized. The scripture is not yet complete, but is referred to as the Calliptoscript.
As they have no real God, they follow the leadership of their prophet, Jabeebus. An age old philosophy, Callipygism has only recently been named and officially recognized. The scripture is not yet complete, but is referred to as the Calliptoscript.
Tim: What did you put as your religious affiliation?
Chris: Callipygism. I'm an ass-man.
Tim: Praise Clunis!
Chris: Praise Clunis!
Chris: Callipygism. I'm an ass-man.
Tim: Praise Clunis!
Chris: Praise Clunis!
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Of, pertaining to, or having well-shaped or finely developed buttocks.
From the Greek 'beauty' + 'buttocks', also the name of a famous statue of Venus
From the Greek 'beauty' + 'buttocks', also the name of a famous statue of Venus
1648 Sir T. Browne Pseud. Ep. Calliphygae nd women largely composed behinde.
1800 The Calliphygian Venus
1885 Athenaeum The Calliphygian luxuriance he so deplores
1800 The Calliphygian Venus
1885 Athenaeum The Calliphygian luxuriance he so deplores
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from ancient greek kalli-, meaning beautiful, and puge, meaning ass.
from ancient greek kalli-, meaning beautiful, and puge, meaning ass.
dude 1 - yo, you see dat fine ass bitch ova deah?
dude 2 - yeah, man. i would uze da woid callipygian to describe dat shit, yaknowwhatimsayin.
dude 2 - yeah, man. i would uze da woid callipygian to describe dat shit, yaknowwhatimsayin.
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