Callipygism

Originating from the word callipygous, Callipygism is a philosophy that encourages the appreciation of well-formed, beautiful asses. Respect is given to the incredible life-force that a well-formed ass radiates. The people who live by this philosophy are mostly men, many of whom consider it a religion. Callipygianists, are commonly referred to as "Pygians". The Pygians are often considered immature and disrespectful, but are actually very serious about their faith.

As they have no real God, they follow the leadership of their prophet, Jabeebus. An age old philosophy, Callipygism has only recently been named and officially recognized. The scripture is not yet complete, but is referred to as the Calliptoscript.

Tim: What did you put as your religious affiliation?
Chris: Callipygism. I'm an ass-man.

Tim: Praise Clunis!
Chris: Praise Clunis!

Callipygism by Jabeebus Almighty October 17, 2015

Callipygian

Having beautifully proportioned buttocks.

Strong Bad's success with the ladies can be explained by the fact that he is extremely callipygian.

Callipygian by Trogdor The Burninator. No, really. June 14, 2003

Callipygian

Of, pertaining to, or having well-shaped or finely developed buttocks.

From the Greek 'beauty' + 'buttocks', also the name of a famous statue of Venus

1648 Sir T. Browne Pseud. Ep. Calliphygae nd women largely composed behinde.

1800 The Calliphygian Venus

1885 Athenaeum The Calliphygian luxuriance he so deplores

Callipygian by OED January 7, 2005

Callipygian

*with British accent* A nicely shaped buttocks that jiggles when you touch it.

ayy yo girl nice Callipygian

Callipygian by BeanosBean December 6, 2019

callipygian

having a beautifully shaped buttocks.

from ancient greek kalli-, meaning beautiful, and puge, meaning ass.

dude 1 - yo, you see dat fine ass bitch ova deah?

dude 2 - yeah, man. i would uze da woid callipygian to describe dat shit, yaknowwhatimsayin.

callipygian by Hawaiian Dicking July 6, 2009

Uber-callipygian 

A perfect figure on a woman would be something like 36-24-36. The word callipygian is a female with nice rounded buttocks. Such a person would have measurements similar to those stated above. An uber-callipygian woman would have measurements like 34-24-40. An uber-callipygian woman would be quite dominant with her rounded buttocks.

Jeniffer Lopez is uber-callipygian

Uber-callipygian by weasel990 January 22, 2010

callipygian

Having outstandingly attractive, deliciously well-shaped buttocks.

Man, did you see Denise? That girl is callipygian!

callipygian by Nagrath June 23, 2010