Call Of Duty

A succesful series of video games, set in the Second World War/Near future. With the original, simply titled "Call of Duty" released in 2003, and the newest edition, "Call of Duty: Modern warfare 2" Released in late 2009, It has epitomized the teenage Male's attitude to life, girls, and masturbation.

Jenny: Hey Sam, Feel like going to the park to make out?

Sam: Nah, I told Jeff I'd play C.O.D Tonight. Sorry.

Jenny: I hate you. Stupid Call of Duty

Sam: I cant hear you, I'm killing people in an airport!

by Zo-mi-gar January 09, 2010

Call Of Duty

Stress.

*dead* run *dead* repeat.*beep*eject disc(Call Of Duty)

by Stewie griffin November 23, 2012

Call Of Duty

A silly video game played by teenage and adult men. This game is addicting for two reasons. One: To stop men from having a life. Two: A punishment from God to make sure men never have sex.
Playing Call Of Duty or COD may cause you to end up with the nick name of the "Forty Year Old Virgin"
I dont' suggest playing this game. You'll go no where in life.

Call of duty is beast man.
Only if you never wanna get some!

by Moooomooo March 27, 2010

Call Of Duty

1. The best way to lose all your friends and diminish your chance of ever getting a girlfriend and having sex, all in one day. Also the best way, next to myspace, to get stalked by an internet pervert.

2. The real reason for childhood obesity in the United States.

Call Of Duty Player: HELL YEA!!!! tweny kills and four deaths, I pwned!!!!

Girl: Wow, what a fucking tool.

by Arman B. December 19, 2010

Call Of Duty

A gaming platform where you get called a gay bitch constantly and get killed by 3 year olds

"lets go play battlefield 4 because call of duty is pissing me off with the squeakers"

by KnightTalos March 30, 2015

Call Of Duty

Call of Duty - A game filled with bitching 5 year old kids with parents who will yell at you when their kid threatens to hack you. Sure it was fun for a while until cheaters, boosters, and modders came in. Tantrums, Threats, and Hackers are only half of what makes cod a bullshit game.

Here is what happens in an average Call Of Duty Game:

6 year old: "OMG HE KILLLED MEEEE YHU SUK Y U DO DAAAATTTT"

Adult: "Kid, fuck off and get a life"

Kid: "Shut up you bitch ass cunt whore fuck ass"

Adult: "Bro, do u even lift?"

Kid: "HEY IM GUNA HACK YHU TONITE"

Adult: "... Yeah sure"
*gets booted offline*
Kid: "Cracker not gonna-" *gets hacked*
*Adult comes back*
Adult: "Wow what a fag"
Normal Player: "Bro, that was kinda extreme."
Adult: "YOU WANNA GO TO????

by I Shit on Hippies November 23, 2013

Call Of Duty

A lifestyle, not an addiction.

Hey, I was gonna marry some woman and settle down with children, but what's the point when I can just play Call of Duty?

But what about dinner?

Take-away?

by Ilovemorganfreeman April 12, 2010