The shitty highschool located in Calhoun County, SC. Known for hallways that naturally smell like weed and musk, black kids that think they have the best system and the loudest speakers, white kids that can’t afford to go to the private school across the railroad tracks, Mexicans that think they’re black, and every upperclassmen telling freshman that there’s a pool on top of the gym.
Calhoun County High School is the melting pot of the county
by 6lock6oi January 3, 2019
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Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
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Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
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A man who ruins everything he touches. A racist asshole. Henry Clay’s boyfriend, but he will break off their engagement. However, he has cheekbones so sharp they can slice bread, and young men licked his toes
I can’t believe how many ao3 fanfictions involve John Calhoun, who sucked!
by Dan’l Not Daniel March 18, 2023
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A private school where everyone pretends to be Christians but in all reality they’re nastier than the kids at Lakeview. They drive their parents cars and are ridiculously sheltered until 11th grade when CACC ruins them.
You go to Calhoun Christian? Yikes I heard that place is fake asf.
by PancakesForFun112 November 25, 2020
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The act of posting on Facebook how much you love your job only to find out you have been fired again.
Brad posted on Facebook how much he loved his job only to find out he had been Calhouned
by molinerat December 29, 2014
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